The last post I reblogged about folk songs made me wonder what Cybertronian folk songs would be like and I have some proposals:
- We Are Iacon and We Are The Best Because Primus Loves Us
- Fuck You Iacon, You Pricks
- We Are Vos and We Are the Best Because We Can Fly, Fuck You
- Vos Sucks But We Hate Iacon More
- Polyhex Sucks, But At Least We Aren't Kaon
- Kaon Sucks, But At Least We Aren't Tarn
- Tarn Sucks, But At Least We Have Booze and Cybersheep
- Iacon Took Our Cybersheep And Now We're All Stuck Working In Mines, What The Fuck
- Working In a Mine Sucks, Let's Get Drunk And Sing In Secret
- The Lunar Colonies Are Cold And Lonely, But They're Home
- The Rust Sea Is Beautiful, But Don't Go In There, It's Scary
- I Went In And It Was Scary, Also I Might Be Married To A Sea Monster
- My Lover Drives Fast, They Are So Sexy
- My Lover Flies Fast, They Are So Sexy
- My Lover Swims Fast, They Are So Sexy
- My Lover Is From Another Caste So We Can't Be Together, I Hope We Can Reunite In the Allspark, In The Meantime I'm Really Sad
- We Kicked Those Quintessons Asses, We Are Awesome
- Oh Shit They Came Back
- A Very Long Song About How Awesome Each of The Primes Were (But If You Actually Listen You'll Notice They All Did Fucked Up Stuff)
- I Made a Deal With Unicron, Sure Hope This Doesn't Backfire
- It Backfired







